Sam!
Where are you?
Shut up! I've been calling up the motel for a while.
They said that you didn't return since last night.
You have stopped obeying me ever since your dad passed away.
Mom, I was just two years old when dad passed away.
Shut up! Tell me where you are.
I'm at my friend's place.
Had you looked for a house of your own,
you wouldn't have had to live at a friend's place.
Who's this friend?
It's your first day at work today.
Instead of fooling around with your friends,
you should've been praying all night.
That's what I was doing all night, Mom.
Okay. Don't forget to call me tonight.
-Okay, Mom. -Okay, bye.
Sam.
Kunal! I know.
How do you know my name?
Kunal.
I haven't heard anybody's name so many times, in one night.
There's bad news.
What? I have to come over to your place again
for a creative meeting, right?
I hope your sense of humor helps you to find a new house.
Find a house?
I've found a new tenant.
Kunal?
Sam?
I'm in a hurry.
Why don't you get another cab?
Why should I get another cab?
I stopped this one first.
I stopped this cab first.
No, I stopped it first.
It's strange how we keep bumping into each other.
But what matters is who's fated to get this house.
Hey! Why are you scaring me?
Hey! You're Indian.
No, I'm Chinese.
Is this your house?
No, it's the neighbors'. Shall I call them?
No. We've come to check out the house.
Did you check it out? Is it good?
Now leave.
-What do you mean? -Didn't the agent tell you
that Baby lives alone here.
-Look, Baby... -Excuse me.
Men aren't allowed here.
I want girls to occupy the two vacant rooms here.
After all, it's about our security and honor.
Did you hear that?
Yes, security and honor.
But whose?
No. There are two rooms here.
You're hitting on me.
Scoundrel!
No boys, only girls.
That's exactly what we want.
So, what else do you do other than bumping into me?
No, I'm actually a nurse.
Do you have to wear a short skirt?
That's a very old joke.
What do you do?
I'm a photographer.
So, do you... With the models, you know...
-When did you come here from India? -Three years ago.
Looking for a house for three years?
I live at a friend's place. But I have to vacate now.
In two weeks.
Kunal.
-Are you crazy? -Listen to me.
Don't touch me!
Oh, man! I'm not like that. You're like my brother.
You may be desperate, but I'm not.
Do whatever you want to.
Had I been able to do it alone, I'd have done it.
But she won't believe my word.
Listen to me.
Look, you agree that the apartment is brilliant.
If we have to lie to an old lady, stating that we're gay
in order to get that house, then what difference does it make?
It does make a difference. I'm not gay.
I know this. And you know this.
And if you wish, I shall inform every girl in Miami
that you like girls.
We just won't tell Baby about it.
Think about it. That apartment has two rooms.
The apartment is within our budget.
And you're more desperate than I am.
I mean, you have a deadline of two weeks. That's why...
You've come back!
Are you taking advantage of me just because I'm alone?
No, you're mistaken.
Shall we come in and explain?
Are you trying to be naughty?
No. I'm taking your permission.
What are you looking at?
Do you intend to steal?
Actually, we should've told you earlier that we can rent this house.
How can you rent it? I told you that only girls are allowed here.
We are like girls.
Kunal and I are together.
Yes, I can see that.
We're with each other, you know.
Kunal is... a special friend of mine.
My most special friend!
Yes, now I understand. Today is friendship day.
We're gay. He's my boyfriend.
Oh God! Oh, my God!
Hold on... Don't worry.
-Sit down. -Come here.
We're telling you this so that you can think carefully before deciding.
If there are two girls staying here instead of us,
what could possibly happen?
They'd bring their boyfriends here at night
and then there would be parties, cigarettes, booze, fooling around...
Oh, my God!
Yes. But if there are two guys like us
then there's no chance for a third person
because we're already together and will always be.
Isn't it, Kunal?
Moreover, as you said, there's the security factor.
If two guys like us, strong and fit,
stay with you, then you'll have security. Right?
Age is not the criteria.
You live alone in such a big house, anything can happen...
Why are you scaring me? Anyway, I don't stay here.
Neha stays here.
Neha?
Yes, my niece.
-Girl? -Sister's?
Hold on, I'll be right back.
What's that all about?
Where did Neha crop up from?
Okay.
Don't be a coward.
I guess we'll have to tell Neha the same thing that we told her.
Do you want to tell everybody that we both are...
That we're gay. Kunal, you're such a...
Think about it.
If the aunt looks like that, then how do you think Neha looks?
If I had my way,
then I'd say this to aunt's entire family, let alone Neha.
Me...
Neha, glad to see you here.
These two boys have come to check out the house.
Aunt, they...
I know they're boys. Hey, tall guy! What's your name?
Sameer.
Sameer, just a moment.
Enough, let's go.
What? Why?
Aunt, how can I stay with two guys?
Don't worry. They both aren't what we are.
What? Sindhi?
Not Sindhi. They both are modern boys.
I can't pretend to be gay in front of a girl like that.
Don't be gay, be homeless instead.
No problem.
I won't stay in this house pretending to be gay in front of that girl.
Kunal!
It wasn't like this in the olden days.
In our days, guys used to like girls.
Aunt!
Please talk to Neha.
I think it's only her aunt who is particular about it.
Kunal...
You've already seen this.
There are two rooms.
But there's only one bathroom.
We both like sharing bathrooms.
What's the rent?
2,000 for each room.
You can decide which one you want.
What do you mean?
Both of you will share a room, right?
-Kunal. -Just shut up!
We won't share a room.
It will be more expensive for you.
-It will be expensive. -Okay, we'll find another place.
Neha, actually, we'll take both the rooms.
It will be easier for you.
Sort it out with her.
Just keep aunt away.
Didn't think about it when I bought it. And now there's the bank loan.
Because you know, what difference does it make?
I mean, it's your personal choice.
Aunt had scared us a bit.
-Aunt? -Yes, your aunt.
Because, when we came, she was like...
"We don't want boys. We want girls."
Is she the only one who has a problem with boys?
Or, do you feel the same?
Well, I didn't think that I'd be living with boys.
Sam!
Hey! What are you doing?
This isn't allowed here. Please stand up!
What are you doing?
What?
Well, I'm a photographer.
Will you click pictures, if I model?
Hey, tall fellow! Why are you laughing?
What do you do?
Do they make you wear short skirts?
Since when have the two of you been a couple?
Well, three years.
Three years?
Tell me your love story.
Where did the two of you meet for the first time?
We?
We...
No, we... met in Venice.
Venice!
I met Kunal... in Venice for the first time.
In that very first meeting, Kunal showed me a thousand dreams.
I felt as if I was standing
and the ground below me was moving.
My heart started beating faster. I gasped for breath.
I wondered, "Is this my first love?"
For the next few days, fate made us bump into each other.
At times here, at times there...
And finally, I gathered the courage and said something to him.
Hey, handsome.
Why are you following me around?
Alas! Why didn't my tongue shred to pieces?
He left, and I never saw him after that.
I searched a lot for him.
I didn't know his name.
Dearest, beloved, my darling...
But he was nowhere to be found.
Tired and defeated, I returned to my hotel.
There was a letter waiting for me.
My first love letter that stated...
"At the seashore, my heart calls out to you!"
I wore my new Gucci shoes and my Armani jacket.
And I set off towards my destiny.
Kunal was on the other side of the sea.
My legs trembled as I moved towards him.
Bathed in the moonlight, with a rose clenched
between his teeth! Kunal!
And then a sigh escaped his soft lips.
Sweet, baby. Sweet!
All right.
With you around, The crooked pathways
And crazy talks, Seem fine
With you around, False promises
And the intentions of my enemies, Seem true
The only thing that makes My heart skip a beat
Is you, only you
You're the one who makes me laugh While I cry
You're the one
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around I'll be all right
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around I'll be all right
The entire world is on one side And we're on the other
Every joy evaporates I find only sorrow
But when you smile for me, The world seems all right
My life blooms again in a moment
I don't know why
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right.
I'll be all right
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around I'll be all right
It's a friendship that has blossomed
With every passing moment
I don't know why I feel
Like I know her
Because when you smile for me, The world seems all right
These passing moments freeze right here
I don't know why
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around I'll be all right
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around I'll be all right
With you around, The crooked pathways
And crazy talks, Seem fine
With you around, False promises
And the intentions of my enemies, Seem true
The only thing that makes My heart skip a beat
Is you, only you
You're the one who makes me laugh While I cry
You're the one
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around I'll be all right
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around I'll be all right
-I don't know why -I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around I'll be all right
Okay, Mom. I'll hang up.
What happened?
Mom, man! I've come here all the way from London.
But I'm not able to get Mom off my back.
Come on, Sam! How can anybody want to get rid of their mother?
Tears pour down for the silliest of things.
There's a lot of drama and dialogues!
It's always the same thing.
"Why don't you get married? Mrs. Khanna's cousin from Amritsar
has two daughters.
It's like a buffet. Choose whichever you want."
So, you haven't told your mom about it.
No, she's very conservative.
If Sam and I were not gay,
would you have had us as your tenants?
Because if you hadn't been gay,
then sooner or later, you would have been interested in me
and life would've been complicated.
You're very modest.
My Mom and Dad wouldn't have allowed it.
Are they here?
No.
They passed away in a car crash. I was nine years old then.
Since then, I think of them whenever
I have to make an important decision.
Like, what would they have done in my position?
So, what would they have said?
You know, about this situation of ours?
They'd have been a little happy and a little sad.
Why?
Happy, because I'm living with two strong men.
And the butt talk?
I mean, the sad talk?
And they'd be sad that my roommates protect me.
That's okay, we're no less than other men.
Gabbar?
Gabbar! Gabbar Singh from the movie Sholay.
What does he have to do with this?
Gabbar wasn't gay.
A man walks around with a belt in his hand
throughout a movie, asking the same question,
"How many men were there?"
Now don't tell me that there wasn't anything between Munna and Circuit.
Circuit addresses Munna as a brother would.
I call you "brother" in public.
What are you doing?
We need to file the papers.
The queue for gay couples is there.
Queue for gay couples?
If you file a petition as a couple,
you get a residency permit much faster.
Or else, it'll take you five years.
Sam!
I'll get the papers in a year's time.
Kunal, you were finding it difficult to tell Neha about it.
But now you want to make us officially gay.
Dude, we just have to sign a paper.
If we're caught, we're going straight to prison.
I'll do anything for you.
-Anything? -Anything.
In the morning, I'll use the bathroom first.
You'll make coffee for me.
You'll introduce me to models.
You'll schedule a photo shoot for Neha's aunt.
You're very desperate, aren't you? Okay.
Neha darling, only you know what I like to hear in the morning.
You are living with two guys, you naughty girl!
Because, as usual, both are hot, sexy, funny and sweet...
Both are gay.
M, why have you received a letter from Diva?
I'm quitting this job.
Diva has offered me a job.
Why? Don't you think I can be an editor-in-chief?
You're lying.
So that one of you can get my chair and office.
Who's going to get this chair and office?
Actually, the decision is mine.
My place! Tomorrow night.
I'll introduce you to Sam and Kunal.
Why did you agree?
She said that her boss wants to meet us and you agreed!
What else could I have said?
"We're not gay! We were lying only because your house is so beautiful."
A letter from the immigration office.
What's written in it?
I don't know.
Read it, Kunal.
They've accepted our petition.
Show it to me!
Why is only your name on it?
How's that possible?
What happened?
I mentioned my London address on the form.
-So? -So, my mother!
I'm not going to do anything with any other man.
I've told this to Sam! Now, you can hear it as well!
My boss will be here any minute. Sam had promised me.
But I hadn't promised you.
You had promised me.
When M comes here, you'd better be ready.
M darling!
Neha darling!
I needed it so badly.
There...
M. She's my aunt!
What's that around your neck?
Aunt, that's because he has a cold.
Please keep this in the kitchen. The microwave buzzed.
M, this is Sam. Sam, this is M.
Neha.
You never told me that your boss is so hot.
Oh, Kunal!
Kunal...
Sam.
Havier.
What do we do now?
Whatever is to be done, he is going to do it.
Why has he come here?
To check if we are truly gay, or just pretending to be gay.
-What do you mean? -Please tell me what to do.
Yes!
Just think like a girl.
Hey! Think like a girl. Not about them.
What do you mean?
I mean...
The shoes.
No idiot.
Neha was telling me that you're new here.
Yes, actually, I'm from London and
I work at the Howard Medical Center.
My temperature is increasing. Must be the wine.
Shall we have some fun?
-What do you mean? -I mean, fun--
Light the cigarette
With the heat of your heart
The heart is on fire!
Light the cigarette With the heat of your heart
The heart is on fire!
Don't let the smoke get out of your lips
The world is too harsh
Light the cigarette
With the heat of your heart
The heart is on fire!
Light the cigarette
With the heat of your heart
The heart is on fire!
It's cold, go get someone's blanket
From the one next to you
Take the heat from the one next to you
Mom!
Son, I think I had a bad dream.
Aunt!
What's wrong, son?
Mom! We were playing a game.
And it was my turn. Can I see you outside for a minute?
We'll be back. Just relax.
Living a lie for others!
I haven't told my mother...
My Mom and Dad... Their son Murli...
-Murli? -Murli! That's me. M!
No!
-Is this a house, or a madhouse? -Mom!
Don't you dare call me mom!
You don't care about me!
Why are you sitting in his lap? Get away from him!
Don't you dare touch my son, you witch!
You will have a mother's curse on you!
Come back home!
Come to London with me. You were better off there.
You were with girls there. Here, you are... Just come back home.
-Come... -No!
Aunt!
Whether it's London or Miami, your son is gay! He likes men!
Mom! Don't listen to him, Mom. He's talking nonsense.
I'm not gay.
You told me that you are gay.
He told you that?
No, aunt. Sam's telling the truth. There's nothing to it.
He'll obviously lie. He's Sameer's boyfriend.
Neha, you told me that they were single.
Rascal! You dared to lie to your mother! I know everything.
I received the letter. That's why I've come here.
-Oh, God! Grant me death! -Mom!
What are you punishing me for, God?
-Mom! -This man is after my child!
Mom!
For how long will you hide your love?
Tell her about Venice.
-Venice? You went to Venice? -No!
No! It's all my fault. I never kept a check on you.
Had I done so, you wouldn't be committing these mistakes.
Aunt, love is not a mistake. Love is blind. Isn't it?
But love is not that blind that
it can't differentiate between a guy and a girl.
Mom!
Stop it, please! It's enough! I'm struck with grief!
Mom, listen to me. Mom!
Thank you! I don't want to listen to anything!
You'll support me well.
Mom!
Your son rides the bride's palanquin
Alas! You're done for!
Your son rides the bride's palanquin
Alas! You're done for!
Ignoring the young damsels
What is this dilemma of the heart?
Ignoring the young damsels
What is this dilemma of the heart?
Ignoring the young damsels
What is this dilemma of the heart?
Men express fondness for men
The boy wearing the bride's gown
A mother's dream has been shattered
Mama's boy
Mama's boy has lost his mind
Your son rides the bride's palanquin
Alas! You're done for!
Your son rides the bride's palanquin
Alas! You're done for!
God knows whose evil shadow befell him?
He failed to admire The shade of long tresses
-He rots in the heat -Oh, my God!
-He behaves strangely -Oh, my God!
-Somebody set him straight -Stop him!
-He's possessed! -Stop him!
A pair of guys The girls weep
There wasn't any need for them anymore
Mama's boy
Mama's boy has lost his mind
Your son rides the bride's palanquin
Alas! You're done for!
Your son rides the bride's palanquin
Alas! You're done for!
Ignoring the young damsels
What is this dilemma of the heart?
Ignoring the young damsels
What is this dilemma of the heart?
Men express fondness for men
The boy wearing the bride's gown
A mother's dream has been shattered
Mama's boy has lost his mind
Your son rides the bride's palanquin
Alas! You're done for!
Your son rides the bride's palanquin
Alas! You're done for!
Mr. Abhimanyu Singh.
My dear! What happened?
Did somebody say something?
No, aunt.
Are you practicing how to cry?
Honestly, nothing happened.
Okay, then I'll fulfill this formality.
Why are you crying, dear? No, I'm not crying.
-Something has happened, for sure. -No, aunt. Nothing has happened.
Did somebody say something to you? No.
Now, tell me.
I was told that I'll be given a promotion
and then that position was given to somebody else.
You're upset over such a small thing!
I had worked very hard for it.
I had so many plans.
They gave away the job just like that.
So, things didn't happen as per your wishes.
Do you know why? Because there's something better
than this job and this position.
You won't be able to see it now, but you will, later.
Whatever God does, is for the best.
I'm a mother. An expert on these issues!
Cheer up, dear. I'll make ginger tea for you.
Everything will be fine.
Sam and Kunal's relationship?
For the past three years, your son hid the truth from you
because he knew that
you wouldn't be pleased.
You'll be happy, but what about Sam?
If he can lie for your happiness,
can't you accept the truth for his happiness?
Whatever God does, is for the best.
Right?
We'll have to redesign the magazine.
We'll have to present it in a completely new manner
and I want you to take responsibility for that.
Because I think that only you can handle this project.
And one more thing.
We'll launch our new design with our next issue.
I know, but if there's anyone who can do it, it's you.
What?
You didn't give me this job because you trust me.
You know that I can't accomplish this task in two weeks.
In fact, nobody can do it.
I've never seen such an insecure and cheap person in my life.
I will not let you win.
In happiness and in sadness
We'll never be apart
In happiness and in sadness...
Come in.
May you live long!
Mom!
Son, forgive me. I couldn't understand your love.
Son, what kind of a mother am I?
I prayed for my son's sorrows!
I had bought these bangles for my daughter-in-law.
Honestly, I don't know whether you're my daughter-in-law
or my son-in-law. But whatever you are, just accept it as a gift from me.
And do observe a fast for my son's long life.
-Mom! -I'll send you the offerings.
I've brought him up with a lot of love and care.
Take good care of him.
Now hurry up and seek my blessings.
Seek mom's blessings.
He called me "mom."
May you live long! May you bear children. Forget it.
Thank you for bringing me closer to my son.
Listen to me. Find a nice guy and get married.
I'd have chosen you for Sam, but he's already taken now.
Sam and Kunal can never be taken.
They will always be mine.
God bless you, son.
-No, I was-- -Don't bother.
Mom, I need to talk to you.
That's the problem. I agree that you're gay
and that you don't have any interest in girls.
But can't you see something that's obvious.
What?
Fool! Didn't you notice that Neha was crying?
Check on her and see what's wrong.
I'll go.
I'll call you up when I reach. God bless you!
Your boss said one thing right. If someone can do this job
then it's only you.
Provide the ideas. He'll click the photos.
And what will you do?
At least you've smiled.
But this wasn't my plan, you know.
My plan for life.
My boss hates me and I live with two hot guys
who aren't interested in me.
I mean, that was definitely not my plan.
What was your plan?
In my plan, I'd have been the boss of the magazine by now.
And maybe I'd be married to someone like you.
That's okay, man. You had plans. Everybody has plans.
I had plans as well. I had planned to be an actor.
I wanted to have millions of fans who'd take pictures of me.
Obviously, that didn't happen.
That's how it is.
Childhood dreams never get fulfilled.
You always wanted to be a photographer?
My dream came true.
Because there's no place for losers like us in his perfect life.
-Let's go to that corner and cry. -Come on!
I'm happy and my life is truly perfect.
And that's only because I have the two of you in my life.
Think about it. If you had married somebody...
and if you had been shooting at a beach in Miami,
how would we have met?
We are three losers!
And whatever said and done, this friendship is much more rocking
than any other plan we might have had.
Kunal!
Listen, I hope he doesn't fire me from the job.
If he does something like that, I'll tell Kunal to break his legs.
When will he put his muscles to good use?
Sam.
Oh, my Lord!
Why is the heart so happy?
Oh, my Lord!
Where is the sky and where is the earth?
I don't know
Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself
I don't know
I've lost my senses
I built my castle of dreams
When did I open my eyes?
I don't know
Where is the sky and where is the earth?
I don't know
Oh, my Lord!
Why is the heart so happy?
Oh, my Lord!
How, when and where Did I become yours?
I was lost in thought While I fell in love
My dreams, my heart and my breath
Caused such a flutter
This happened many times When I looked at you
If you wish, this heart Shall always remain yours
What else do I say? I don't know
Where is the sky and where is the earth?
I don't know
Oh, my Lord!
Why is the heart so happy?
Oh, my Lord!
Where is the sky and where is the earth?
I don't know
Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself
I don't know
I've lost my senses
I built my castle of dreams
When did I open my eyes
I don't know
Where is the sky and where is the earth?
I don't know
Oh, my Lord!
Why is the heart so happy?
Mr. Abhimanyu Singh!
Oh, my Lord!
He shall arrive
My heart floats away to the place Where my dreams reveal something
It feels like he's near me
Why is it so? My eyes eagerly search for him
I've lost my senses
I built my castle of dreams
When did I open my eyes?
I don't know
Where is the sky and where is the earth?
I don't know
Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself
I don't know
I've lost my senses
I built my castle of dreams
When did I open my eyes?
I don't know
Where is the sky and where is the earth?
I don't know
Ms. Neha Melwani.
Oh, my Lord!
Why is the heart so happy?
Oh, my Lord!
Veer.
I was...
She left us.
I'm really sorry, Abhi. I had no idea.
I didn't mean that she passed away.
She left me for somebody else.
After Nisha left, I had to ask my mom to stay with us.
At that point of time, I needed her more than Veer.
But she left us a few months ago.
For whom?
Sam!
My dear!
I've been given a big project to shoot.
I've got to go to Philadelphia for the shoot today.
I'll be back tomorrow.
You're leaving.
-Don't go. -Sam, the food is in the fridge.
Tell this to Neha.
It's a surprise, Neha. Wait for two minutes.
Oh! But you can surprise me without making me wear a blindfold.
I want to give you something.
So that when you're 90 years old,
when you've lost your memory, when you can't see clearly
when you're hard of hearing and basically
when you're all alone...
this will be extremely useful to you.
-Do you know why? -Why?
Because it contains every moment, every second...
that I've spent with my dearest friend.
The first time you cooked for me...
I enjoyed eating it.
And then I ate something else.
-Digestive pills. -Sam!
The first time we went for a walk.
We gazed at the sunset and then, at the moonlit night.
You were looking very pretty that night.
-I don't know... -Sam!
Our moments of joy,
our moments of laughter
And then, our first time in the rain.
This is the most beautiful moment...
in Sam and Neha's diary.
But here...
Sam!
This should've happened long ago.
Just a promotion, or will they increase your pay as well?
Neha!
Neha, I want to tell you something.
It's just that...
I've been feeling differently towards you for the last few days.
Sam!
Just a minute.
Whenever I'm with you, I feel something different.
Sam.
You're going to say that I'm gay.
What if... I wasn't gay.
What would you have said?
Sam?
What would you have said other than my name, Neha?
-Sam! -Neha!
Sam!
Neha?
Kunal?
-You love Neha? -Yes! So what?
-No, you can't. -Why?
Because I love Neha.
Since when have you been in love?
Is there a time limit to it?
And Neha is single.
Hey! This isn't a "buy-one-and-get-one-free" scheme.
I came here before you, so I'll tell her first!
Saw that?
If she heard what you had to say...
So what, man? Let her throw us out.
If I worry about that, I'll never be able to tell her that I love her.
No, you can't!
Because no house, equals, no Neha.
What do we do now?
Hey, Sam, it's Neha's birthday tomorrow.
I'm planning something special for her.
I know a new place.
After work, I'll pick her up and bring her there.
Meet us there by 9:00 p.m.
Tell me, where are we going?
-Where is Sam? -Sam is busy.
Kunal!
Neha!
What is this?
I don't know...
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
How do you know that?
Just like her father.
Wait a minute.
Hey, Kunal! What an idea!
You should've seen his face.
You were right. He gave my friends a lot of pleasure!
Sam.
Kunal!
If there's a problem, we can talk about it.
They crossed the limit last night!
I mean, there's a solution to everything.
What's the need to get violent?
I want to play on my PlayStation.
-Dad! -Veer!
Neha.
Actually, I'm...
I have invites to a party tonight and if you wish...
I promised Sam and Kunal...
Bring them along.
The two of us, as well.
The Delano.
Humphrey Bovedink.
Sam and Kunal are with me.
What's the problem?
For how long are you going to keep fighting? Talk to each other.
Kunal, you tell me. I'll solve the problem.
There's somebody else in Kunal's life.
-With whom? -Rustom.
Rustom?
Is this true, Kunal?
Yes, it is true. Why are you asking him? Ask me.
Do you know that everyday when he returns from the gym
I ask him very lovingly if he worked out well.
-Guess what he says? -What?
Today, I did 100 pull-ups and 200 push-ups.
Now I know whom he was doing his push-ups on.
-This is a lie. -No, it's true.
The truth is that... he is impotent.
I never said this to anybody.
But...
I stood by him at every step in life.
And what did he give me in return?
All I got was suspicion.
Come outside, I'll clear your doubts.
And I'll show you Rustom.
Nobody else has a right over the two of you.
My Indian girl, my Indian girl
Drop your earrings
If your eyes meet hers, You will melt away
Dance to the beats
Everybody's heartbeat matches your steps
Sways her body and lays the trap
Makes the heart grow restless
Every Romeo agrees They have never seen such a girl
I've seen millions of other girls
There isn't anybody like my Indian girl
I've seen millions of other girls
But the prettiest among them Is my Indian girl
Who's the hottest girl in the world?
My Indian girl, my Indian girl
With her grooves, she'll rock your world
My Indian girl, my Indian girl
If you look at her hips sway,
It will add color to your dreams
When she holds their hands,
Her lovers are mesmerized
Search wherever you'd like,
But you won't find such a girl
I've seen millions of other girls
There isn't anybody like my Indian girl
I've seen millions of other girls
But the prettiest among them Is my Indian girl
Who's the hottest girl in the world?
My Indian girl, my Indian girl
With her grooves, she'll rock your world
My Indian girl, my Indian girl
Wherever I go,
Every eye follows me
Wherever I pause,
So do a million heartbeats
Everybody's eyes told me That they've seen a girl like me
Only in their dreams
A girl like me!
I've seen millions of other girls
There isn't anybody like an Indian girl
I've seen millions of other girls
But the prettiest among them Is my Indian girl
Who's the hottest girl in the world?
My Indian girl, my Indian girl
With her grooves, she'll rock your world
My Indian girl, Indian girl
Drop your earrings
If your eyes meet hers, You will melt away
Dance to the beats
Everybody's heartbeat matches your steps
Sways her body and lays the trap
Makes the heart grow restless
Every Romeo agrees That they have never seen such a girl
They have never seen such a girl
I've seen millions of other girls
There isn't anybody like my Indian girl
I've seen millions of other girls
But the prettiest among them Is my Indian girl
Who's the hottest girl in the world?
My Indian girl, my Indian girl
With her grooves, she'll rock your world
My Indian girl, my Indian girl
Who is that?
Neha's boss.
It seems like her boss wants to toss us out.
What do we do now?
Whatever we do, we'll do it together.
Didn't you recognize me?
Neha's friend and roommate.
Dude, what a house!
I hope you don't have a problem.
You're Neha's friend
and Neha is our friend.
And they're all our friends. So, everybody's your friend.
Don't be shy, buddy. Feel at home.
Dude, what do you think of Neha?
Neha is the prettiest girl on the planet.
The loveliest!
Weren't you about to say this? That's the problem.
You don't say anything.
Say something, buddy.
He's a shy fellow. No problem.
We'll handle it.
They are your friends. You are Neha's friend.
Neha is our friend.
We will have to help you.
So, Neha, why do you like Abhi?
You look like a crazy fool.
So, you're willing to sacrifice all of Neha's wishes
just for your Armani.
He's not like most guys today who think about just one thing.
You have to do it.
No, I can't do it.
I heard that you like red wine a lot.
Yes, who told you that?
Whoever told me that...
also told me that you get...
very naughty...
after drinking red wine.
Shall I tell you something naughty? Don't laugh, okay?
You know, the best thing about him is that he's chivalrous.
He knows that I'm a strong and successful career woman,
but he never forgets that I'm also a girl.
Is she a helpless girl? Are her hands broken?
Yes, but--
Why do you have to pull her chair, or open the bottle?
Neha!
Neha...
What's wrong with you, Abhi? You're acting so weird.
If you didn't like me, you could've told me.
Why do you have to behave like this?
Do you think it's a joke to get yourself waxed?
Wearing these ridiculous clothes, acting like an idiot?
I don't think it's funny.
And I'm ready to do anything for that.
Oh, my Lord!
I'll wear these kind of clothes, wax myself, I'll do anything.
But when did I ask you to do all of this?
Hey, you! Hair looks good on top, not everywhere.
Do you love each other?
-Neha. -How do I know this?
Abhi.
The two of you met him...
and made him do all this.
Since when have you been hiding this from me?
Neha, we wanted to tell you, but--
But you didn't tell me, Kunal.
Forget it.
Henceforth, everything will happen as per your wish.
How, Sam?
How can everything be okay?
The three of us are best friends.
We live in the same house.
We like the same guy.
I can't believe it.
I know that Abhi is attractive and when you met him at the party
you might have fallen for him.
Now, how can everything be okay?
Somebody's heart will surely break
because of one of us.
Actually, it will be because of me.
Because Abhi only likes girls. And...
I'm the only girl among the three of us.
Keep him. I don't want him!
Why are you shouting?
Shouting? I'm not shouting! Keep him! I don't want him.
I'll live without him.
I have no problem with that.
Okay, what do we do now?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Don't send me away
My dear mother
I don't want to be away from your memories
No, I won't go to a boarding school.
No, Veer. Good children don't cry.
Neha and your dad have planned everything out.
They will throw you out after their wedding.
No, that won't happen. My dad loves me a lot.
This won't happen.
He used to. He loves Neha now. Right?
No!
Kunal, you shouldn't make children cry.
What proof do you have?
When your dad returns home tonight,
tell him that you're not well.
But then, Neha will call and your dad will leave you alone
and go out with Neha.
Then, you'll know the truth.
No!
Kunal!
Abhi is actually very sweet.
See, this is your problem.
If you were to call him now, you'd know the truth.
Yes. He'd answer your call and say,
"Not today I'm not feeling well."
Why would he lie?
He came to office this morning.
Neha, this is your problem.
Is there anybody else at his home?
Does he live with anybody else? Mom? Sister? Father?
Yes, he has a son.
Alright, so he'll say that his son is not well.
He doesn't need to lie to me.
I was missing you a lot.
Why? Are you unwell?
No, not me. Veer isn't feeling well.
Veer?
Neha!
Naughty boy! You just said that you're not feeling well.
You know it all, my dear parent
My dear parent
I think he is jealous of you.
Of me?
You know, I always knew that when I meet someone special
I would have to fight a little for him.
But fight with his five-year-old son, I mean...
I knew that when I meet someone special
I would have to fight for her a little bit.
But fight with her two gay friends? Well, I never thought of that.
Both of them are gay.
Or else, the competition would've been very tough.
Yes, but I would've won.
Because I am honest, I would never lie to you or break your heart.
I would change myself, but never try to change you.
I would win...
Kunal, this is no time to joke.
That's what I'm saying.
You are going out together for the first time.
You, your daddy and your new mummy.
Will she shout at me?
You'll have to shout at him.
If he misbehaves, you'll have to shout at him.
I can't shout at him. He's very sweet.
Uncle, I hope she won't beat me.
You should give him a slap or two.
Are you crazy? How can I slap a kid?
Think about it, Veer. Today is the day you will have to
decide what you want your future to be like.
What do you mean?
It's simple.
Today is a trailer of what the rest of your life is going to be like.
Will you and Sam
please come to the game?
-We're here for you. -We're here for you.
-Do you want to go right now, Veer? -Yes, I want to go right now!
Veer, wait for two minutes please.
No, I want to go right now.
Veer, your dad will be here in a minute. He'll take you there.
No, I want to go right now.
Veer, please wait. Veer...
Sit there.
Dad!
Where are you guys?
After the two of you hung up, I got another phone call.
Actually, the call was for Abhi. But...
To tell him that the engagement ring is ready.
And that it's going to be delivered here, you know.
He's going to propose here at half-time.
What do you think? Yes or no? What should I say?
I really can't make sense of it.
I mean, so quickly...
I haven't thought about marriage.
What do I say?
Shall I say yes?
Say no, Neha.
Please don't leave me.
But why should I say no?
Why are you saying no?
Neha!
Both of us love you, Neha.
But you both are--
We're not gay.
We lied to you. And we're sorry about that.
We never thought that this would happen.
That both of us would fall in love with you.
And we can't apologize to you for that, Neha.
Neha, Veer...
Veer, doesn't want...
Go away from here.
I... don't need any of you.
The light is a little less bright
The rain is a little less wet
The breeze blows less often
The desires are few
Time has stopped in such a way that
It seems as if
It waits for you
Why does my every breath
Seem to be crying?
Why do I seem to have
Befriended loneliness?
I don't know what this is
Every morning seems to be a dark night
The light is a little less bright
The rain is a little less wet
Time has stopped
In such a way that
It seems as if
It waits for you
You are officially gay.
-For what? -For making me gay.
I found you, I found Neha
and I found friendship and a family.
Today, when I walk out of that door, it will all be over.
We need a group hug, don't we?
Hello, aunt. It's Sam.
Hi, is Neha there?
Neha has gone to Dilno.
-Dilno? -Dilno hotel.
Neha...
Look, we know that we lied to you. We broke your heart
And...
Will you say something?
Neha, we know that we lied to you. We broke your heart.
Have you lost it? What are you saying?
Your hair's grown back!
When is the wedding?
Abhi and I aren't together anymore.
Veer didn't want...
Abhi!
We want to say something to both of you.
Neha! Abhi!
Neha!
Neha...
Neha, we'll talk to Veer.
Don't you dare go anywhere near Veer!
Veer's just a five-year-old boy! He's just a child! And you...
Look, we were wrong.
We know that and that's why we're apologizing.
Neha, we're willing to do anything for your forgiveness.
Anything.
Bruno!
Neha, we beg you.
You want to be forgiven, right?
So, kiss each other right here, right now
in front of everybody.
You like being gay, right?
Do it for Neha.
What happened? Can't you do this for Neha's happiness?
Kunal!
What difference does it make?
It does make a difference. I'm not gay.
Yes, I'm not gay.
But we have to do this for Neha.
I would've never done this. Not even for you.
These passing moments freeze right here
I don't know why
I don't know why...
My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right
I don't know why
My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right
-Mr. Abhimanyu Singh! -Mr. Abhimanyu Singh!
So...
When you both were
pretending to be gay, at any point...
did anything happen between the two of you?
I'm the divine voice!
And it's true that your son is gay!
No!